Monday, April 27, 2009

CAT MAN

SPOTTED: Cat Man in Prospect Park.

he had a cat on a leash, which of course goes against all things cats stand for. and he was dumping water on its head, which of course, it was FLIPPING out, because it's a CAT. then he started brushing it. then to everyone's surprise, he pulls ANOTHER CAT out of that black bag on his shoulder. seriously, look at how he is holding that bag, would you have thought a cat was in it? he was dumping water on it, while the other one was trying to get away. as far as we could tell, he was trying to sell the cats, but no one was buying. then when the cat on the leash wouldn't walk with him, he picked it up and carried it, cooing to it saying 'when we get home, we're going to watch spongebob.' so if you want a cat to dump water on, throw in a bag and watch spongebob with, give this dude a call at 718-CAT-MAN1.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

BONER PARTY




SPOTTED: Banana hammock g-string in Brooklyn Bridge Park

he was applying lotion so that he tans evenly. Wish I had gotten him bent over applying lotion under his g-string. Walker was embarrassed, and tried to be incognito by putting Laurel's hat and my sunglasses on. It kind of just makes him look like a douchey hipster, I mean, awesome.